[ funny jokes ] FW: raise

A maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
   

Maria: "Your husband said so."
   

Wife: "Oh."

 

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
   

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
   

Maria: "Your husband did."
 

Wife: "Oh."

 

Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
   

Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"
   

Maria: "No Senora, the gardener did."

   SHE GOT THE RAISE!

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