Lagi Marriage Life Before and After !!
Before marriage.Darling here.. darling there...After marriage.Baling here... baling there..
Before marriage.I die for you. . .After marriage."You die, up to you. "Lagi lama married.You die I help you!
Before marriage.You go anywhere. . I follow you.After marriage. .You go anywhere. . up to you .Lagi lama married.You go anywhere better get lost!!
Before weddingyou are my heart, you are my love"After wedding"you get on my nerves. "
Before wedding"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"After wedding"you are worse than godzila"
Before weddingRoses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with youAfter weddingRoses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you
Before weddingEvery makan he brings you to Shangri-LaAfter weddingYou want to go, he says you wait-la
Before weddingShe looks like Anita SarawakAfter weddingDon't know whether katak or biawak
LONG-TERM INVESTMENT, PULANGAN BERGANDA ..
FAEDAH AKAN DIBAYAR SELAMA-LAMANYA..
KENAPA ..?? TAK PERCAYA..??
Bismillahirrahmanirrahim
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My cousin spoke to Nurin's uncle, Jazlan, and below is a bit of the real story:
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Spoke to jazlan (the photographer son of jalil kelabu) just a few minutes ago. He told me all the details. Today the face of the girl started to look more like nurin. Two days ago the parents could not really recognize and was in denial. Today at the burial, she started to look very much like their lost daughter. I had tears in my eyes. Nurin is about ********'s
age and I can't imagine how would I ever survive such a trauma. I admire the parents for being so strong.
Her private parts (both vagina and anal) were totally destroyed and torn outside and inside. They left a big fat brinjal inside the vagina deep inside destroying the intestines etc. she was not fed for over 2 weeks only water (they did not find any source of food inside her body). She cried so much the eye lashes froze up with salt type discharge from tears. Her bones were showing like a famine kid. Her skin was distorted. The killer must have done so many things to the poor girl.
To shove her inside the gym bag, they broke her backbone and neck to fold her up to fit inside the bag.
There is no describing what kind of person would do such a thing.
Al-fatihah...
Japanese save a lot. They do not spend much. Also Japan exports far more
than it imports. Has an annual trade surplus of over 100 billions. Yet
Japanese economy is considered weak, even collapsing.
Americans spend, save little. Also US imports more than it exports. Has an
annual trade deficit of over $400 billion. Yet, the American economy is
considered strong and trusted to get stronger.
But where from do Americans get money to spend?
They borrow from Japan, China and even India.
Virtually others save for the US to spend. Global savings are mostly
invested in US, in dollars.
India itself keeps its foreign currency assets of over $50 billions in US
securities. China has sunk over $160 billion in US securities. Japan's
stakes in US securities is in trillions.
Result:
The US has taken over $5 trillion from the world. So, as the world saves
for the US, Americans spend freely. Today, to keep the US consumption
going, that is for the US economy to work, other countries have to remit
$180 billion every quarter, which is $2 billion a day, to the US!
A Chinese economist asked a neat question. Who has invested more, US in
China, or China in US? The US has invested in China less than half of what
China has invested in US.
The same is the case with India. We have invested in US over $50 billion.
But the US has invested less than $20 billion in India.
Why the world is after US?
The secret lies in the American spending, that they hardly save. In fact
they use their credit cards to spend their future income. That the US
spends is what makes it attractive to export to the US. So US imports more
than what it exports year after year.
The result:
The world is dependent on US consumption for its growth. By its deepening
culture of consumption, the US has habituated the world to feed on US
consumption. But as the US needs money to finance its consumption, the
world provides the money.
It's like a shopkeeper providing the money to a customer so that the
customer keeps buying from the shop. If the customer will not buy, the shop
won't have business, unless the shopkeeper funds him. The US is like the
lucky customer. And the world is like the helpless shopkeeper financier.
Who is America's biggest shopkeeper financier? Japan of course. Yet it's
Japan which is regarded as weak. Modern economists complain that Japanese
do not spend, so they do not grow. To force the Japanese to spend, the
Japanese government exerted itself, reduced the savings rates, even charged
the savers.
Even then the Japanese did not spend (habits don't change, even with taxes,
do they?). Their traditional postal savings alone is over $1.2 trillions,
about three times the Indian GDP. Thus, savings, far from being the
strength of Japan, has become its pain.
Hence, what is the lesson?
That is, a nation cannot grow unless the people spend, not save. Not just
spend, but borrow and spend.
Dr. Jagdish Bhagwati, the famous Indian-born economist in the US, told
Manmohan Singh that Indians wastefully save. Ask them to spend, on imported
cars and, seriously, even on cosmetics! This will put India on a growth
curve. This is one of the reason for MNC's coming down to India, seeing the
consumer spending. "Saving is sin, and spending is virtue."
But before you follow this neo economics, get some fools to save so that
you can borrow from them and spend!!!
kena tipu lagi...habis duit rakyat..
The Expedition 16 crew members pose for a portrait at the Johnson Space Center . From the left (front row) are Russia ’s Federal Space Agency cosmonaut Yuri Malenchenko, flight engineer and Soyuz commander; astronaut Peggy Whitson, commander; and Malaysian spaceflight participant Sheikh Muzhaphar Shukor. From the left (back row) are European Space Agency (ESA) astronaut Léopold Eyharts, astronaut Garrett Reisman and astronaut Dan Tani, all flight engineers.
Picture and caption are from the Nasa website. Note that Sheikh Muzhaphar is referred to as “spaceflight participant” and not “astronaut” or “cosmonaut, as the other crew members are.
No disrespect to the man, but so much for our “Angkasawan”, huh? MERDEKA!
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Bercakap pada sidang akhbar selepas majlis itu,
Menteri Sains, Teknologi dan Inovasi, Datuk Seri
Jamaluddin Jarjis dilaporkan berkata, kerajaan
bersedia meneruskan program penghantaran angkasawan
negara ke angkasa lepas yang dianggarkan memakan
belanja sebanyak RM103.2 bilion sekiranya rakyat mahu
ia dilaksanakan.
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Rakyat yg nak ka kerajaan yg beria2 nak? nanti dok
membazir lagi.. campak keta kat kutub utara, mat
rempit, jalan kat kutub.. tapi takdak sapa pun peduli
( masyarakat dunia ) pasal takde menyumbang apa2 pun..
takl penah aku dengar mitsubishi ka honda ka campak
keta depa sana...
103 billion tu.. banyak.. kalau cut "tampal kat
"subsidi" minyak dah boleh harga jadi less giler2..
membazir betul duit roadtax/incometax/
dan rakyat semua...
Ketika media-media utama begitu heboh dengan apa
yang didakwa sebagai angkasawan negara, semakin
ramai yang mempersoalkan adakah Malaysia menghantar
angkasawan atau pelancong angkasa?
Semalam, dalam laman web berita ini, seorang
wartawan veteran, Ahmad Tajdid turut mempertikaikan
perkara tersebut.
Sambil mengucapkan syabas kepada Dr Sheikh Muszaphar
Shukor kerana menjadi rakyat Malaysia pertama ke
angkasaraya, beliau mempertikaikan adakah apa yang
dibanggakan itu merupakan projek angkasawan negara
atau pelancongan angkasa?
Beliau bimbang "program angkasawan negara" akhirnya
hanya menjadi modal politik pilihan raya dan tidak
jauh bezanya dengan pelayaran solo kapal layar
mengelilingi dunia.
Setakat yang dikesan, orang yang pertama
mempersoalkan perkara itu ialah seorang blogger yang
menamakan dirinya sebagai Aisehman.
Dalam postingnya yang bertajuk "Astro, Not!", beliau
menyiarkan gambar yang dipetik dari laman web Nasa
yang menyatakan secara jelas bahawa apa yang didakwa
sebagai angkasawan Malaysia hanya disebut sebagai
"spaceflight participant"
Peserta dari Malaysia itu tidak disebut sebagai
angkasawan (astronaut atau cosmonaut) dalam gambar
tersebut.
Menurut Wikipedia, spaceflight participant ialah
gelaran yang diberikan oleh Nasa kepada pelancong
angkasa.
Isnin lalu, majlis pengumuman "angka sawan pertama
negara" yang disempurnakan oleh Perdana Menteri,
Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.
Bercakap pada sidang akhbar selepas majlis itu,
Menteri Sains, Teknologi dan Inovasi, Datuk Seri
Jamaluddin Jarjis dilaporkan berkata, kerajaan
bersedia meneruskan program penghantaran angkasawan
negara ke angkasa lepas yang dianggarkan memakan
belanja sebanyak RM103.2 bilion sekiranya rakyat
mahu ia dilaksanakan.
Child Kidnap Trick in Carrefour, JB
Even if you do not have little kids, pass this one on to everyone you can think of. You never know who you might save by sending this e-mail! Please, take the time and forward this to any friend who has children & grandchildren! Thanks!
Wanted to share something that happened today while shopping at Carrefour. A mother was leaning over looking for meat and turned around to find her 4 years old daughter was missing. I was standing there right beside her, and she was calling her daughter with no
luck.
I asked a man who worked at Carrefour to announce it over the loud-speaker. He did, and left me, he immediately walked right past me when I asked and went to a pole where there was a phone. He made an announcement for all the doors and gates to be locked, a code something. So they locked all the doors at once.
This took all of 3 minutes after I asked the guy to do this. They found the little girl 5 minutes later in a bathroom stall drugged. Her head was half shaved, and she was dressed in her underwear with a bag of clothes, a razor, and wig sitting on the floor beside her, to make her look different.
Whoever this person was, took the little girl, brought her into the bathroom, shaved half her head, and undressed her in a matter of less than 10 minutes. This makes me shake to no end.
Please keep a close eye on your kids when in big places where it's easy for you to get separated like Shopping Malls. It only took a few minutes to do all of that. Another 5 minutes and she would have been out the door.
I am still in shock that some sick person could do this, let alone in a matter of minutes. The days are over when our little ones could run rampant all over the place and nothing worse would happen then them
annoying people.
The little girl is fine. Thank God for fast workers who didn't take any chances.
BE SURE TO FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE, SO THEY REMEMBER JUST HOW SICK PEOPLE ARE OUT THERE!
21 reasons y FRIENDS are better dan gf/bf
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A little boy died in Brazil after eating MENTOS and drinking Coca-Cola / PEPSI together. One year before the same accident happened with another boy in Brazil . Please check the experiment that has been done by mixing Coca-Cola (or Coca-Cola Light) with MENTOS .
So be careful with your self eating MENTOS (POLO's) and drinking COCA-COLA or PEPSI together.
CHECK THIS OUT...
PLZ PASS THIS INFORMATION TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE SPECIALLY TO THE CHILDREN, BECAUSE IN OUR COUNTRY MENTOS AND COCA-COLA BOTH ARE VERY POPULAR AMONGST THE CHILDREN.
