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FUNNY JOKE:  ICU ROOMMATES

A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition.

Both lay there, machines pinging, tubes poking etc. a couple more weeks before one of them had the strength to raise his hand and point to himself and say: "Scottish."

The other signaled he had heard, raised his own hand, and said: "Irish."

This act tired them out so badly it was a week before the first summoned up the strength to say: "Glasgow."

Again the second replied in a weedy frail voice: "Dublin."

Once more, the strain was too much for them both and they passed out. Days passed before the first man managed to again point to himself and say: "Jimmy."

Replied the other: "Paddy."

A few hours later, Jimmy managed to point to himself again and rasp out weakly: "Cancer."

Paddy responded: "Sagittarius."

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