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Monkeys!

A Bihari hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a
napunder one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the
side.

A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were
gone.He looked up and to his surprise, thetree was full of monkeysand
they had taken all his hats.

The Bihari sits down and thinks of howhe can get the hats down. While
thinking he started to scratch his head.

The next moment,themonkeys were doing the same.Next, hetook down his
own hat,the monkeys did exactly the same.

An idea came to him, he took his hat and threw it on the floor and
the monkeys did that too.

So he finally managed to get all his hats back.Fifty years later, his
grandson, Laloo,also became a hat-sellerand had heard this monkey
story from his grandfather.

One day, just like his grandfather, he passed bythe same forest.

It was very hot, and he took a nap under thesame tree and left the
hatson the floor.

He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by themonkeys on
the tree.

He remembered hisgrand father's words,started scratching his head and
themonkeys followed.

He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys
followed.

Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, Laloo threw his hat
onthe floor but to his surprise, themonkeys still held on to allthe
hats. Then one monkey climbed downthe tree, grabbed the hat on the
floor, gave him a slap and said
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