One day there were two hunters out in the woods hunting. Their names were Bob and Jim. Jim accidentally shoots Bob. Panicking, Jim uses his cell phone to call 911.
Jim says "Hi, me and my friend where out hunting together and I saw what looked like a deer, so I shot it, but it was actually Bob, and I think he might be dead. What should I do?"
The woman on the other end answers,"Ok, first you have to make sure he is dead." He says "Ok." Then the woman hears Jim drop the phone, then some noise, and then she hears a loud boom. Then Jim picks up the phone and says "Ok, now what."
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