THE WEDDING NIGHT
Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together.
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In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. �
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. �
She replies, 'No'. �
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?' �
His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! �Just go to school.'
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'
She replies, 'No.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?' �
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His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! �Eat your lunch and go back to school .'
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'
His mom says, 'No.' �
He asks, 'Do you know what I think?' �
His mom replies, 'Ok, now tell me what you think.'
He says: 'Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think...I gave him my airplane glue.'
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