[ funny jokes ] Fw: THEN THE FIGHT STARTED!!!

this is really cute! Brandie!'s Store www.brandiesstore.com  ... AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED... > >        When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I > take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas > station... > >        And then the fight started.... > >        > ************************************************************************ > >        After retiring, I went to the Social Security > office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the > counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my > age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my > wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but > I would have to go home and come back later. > >        The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I > opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. > >        She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is > proof enough for me' and she processed my Social > Security application. > >        When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my > experience at the Social Security office. > >        She said, 'you should have dropped your pants. > You might have gotten disability, too.' > >        And then the fight started... > >        > *********************************************************************** > >        My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high > school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady > swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. > >        My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' > >        'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old > girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we > split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't > been sober since.' > >        'My God!' says my wife, 'who would > think a person could go on celebrating that long?' > >        And then the fight started... > >        > *********************************************************************** > >        I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were > alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of > his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed > and little things just seem funny? > >        Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a > DWARF!!! > >        He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and > shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!' > >        So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then > which one are you?' > >        And then the fight started  Funny Jokes Quotes Sayings

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